Warwick
Vardy joined Bladon in November 2002
as a part time non executive director
for his experience in the natural history
division of the film industry.
For
the last 15 years Warwick has worked
with animals and has worked on a number
of wildlife films where he has gained
valuable experience and made substantial
contacts within the industry. He is
recognized as an experienced wrangler
(animal handler). Warwicks credits include
assignments for BBC Wildlife, National
Geographic, Discovery Channel, IMAX
films and recently work on commercials,
including Guinness.
In
February of this year Readers Digest
visited Bladon Studios and Warwick's
home for some pictures and an interview
with the UK's best animal wrangler.

BY
J U L I E T B U T L E R
 
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Deep
in a Borneo rainforest . . . .
...a
50-strong film crew manoeuvres tons
of equipment around a temperamental
star. As the cameras turn over at £
2,100 per roll, they hold their breath:
the leading lady has to perform. She
does—beautifully—and a cheer goes up.
But
life is not all it seems. The set is
no bigger than a postage stamp, the
star is a baby caterpillar and in the
3D film Bugs! Currently showing on IMAX
screens around Britain, she’s magnified
to the size of a double-decker bus.
If
you want a mantis
to pray or a bat to swoop
on cue, he’s your man
To
avoid mega-buck disaster, director Mike
Slee roped in the real star of this
£ 4.7 million movie—the world’s
best insect wrangler, 32-year-old Englishman
Warwick Vardy. Shy and gangly, dressed
in safari suit and boots, Vardy loves
creepy– crawlies. He started out breeding
reptiles for pet shops but is now in
constant demand from international film
and TV studios to breed, manage and
bring on the bugs. Says Slee, “You get
everything set up and he’ll be frowning
at the bug and then he’ll say, ‘No,
wait, don’t roll camera yet—OK, now!’
If
they have minds, he was reading them.”
Vardy caught much of his cast on location
in Borneo, with a slight setback when
he opted to stay the night with a it
glanced up, started stalking
and grabbed the fly seconds before the
film ran out. Many five-second “takes”
require months of preparation. For one
shot
Vardy was asked to get a bat to hover
in front of a TV presenter’s nose. “First
you train them to fly in and feed from
your hand. Next you put food on your
nose, and then just the smell of food
and the bat will hover in front of you
wondering where it is.” just occasionally
he’ll help nature along. Like attaching
a harness to a fly and tugging it into
place like a puppet on strings. “You
use very fine silks and make two loops
around the neck and abdomen to steer
your fly around.” No insects are injured,
he insists.
For
Vardy, his job is a dream come true,
but it isn’t without its risks. Helping
in his wife Su’s pet shop while she
was out, he was bitten by a scorpion.
Unsure
if he’d actually been stung (scorpion
bites, so he says, are like pinpricks),
he carried on stocktaking.
Ten
minutes later he was getting tunnel
vision. By the time Su’s new assistant
Tony got him home he was in anaphylactic
shock and his throat was closing up.
Vardy still managed to tell Tony how
to keep him alive with artificial respiration
until the paramedics arrived. When a
shaken Tony returned to the shop and
told Su what had happened she said,
“God, not again!” and went back to work.
A
green sign on the door licenses Vardy
to keep 300 scorpions, ten venomous
spiders, 20 venomous snakes and three
alligators on the premises. The list
changes from week to week according
to his assignments. “The neighbours
are very understanding,” says Vardy,
absently dropping dead chicks into the
piranha tank by the kitchen sink.
One
day recently he got up at 5am for a
promotional shoot with B-list celebrity
Jordan, who needed to be draped with
large snakes. Pottering down to the
garden shed where he keeps his reptiles
he found that the
colony of young meerkats which lives
in the garden had ripped open the nets
hung under the shed roof containing
thousands of fruit flies needed local
tribe in order to hunt for frogs for
the following day’s shoot.
He
issued everyone with torches and they
collected loads of them. Next morning
he woke to breakfast
prepared by the tribesmen— delicious
rice and meat. Only when they’d finished
did he realise they’d eaten the cast.
But
the film’s more intricate scenes were
shot in a purpose-built studio on an
industrial estate in Witney, near Oxford.
The
bugs had to be ready to act exactly
on cue. “I work on natural behaviour,”
Vardy says, pushing back his floppy
hair. “It’s more predictability than
training.” For a scene involving a praying
mantis eating a fly, he bred 3,000 mantises
in the small back garden of his Oxfordshire
bungalow.
Each
had a personality chart stuck to its
box (they eat each other if put together)
identifying good stalkers, jumpers and
flycatchers. Ace fly-catchers were timed
to find the quickest. “Finally we sorted
out ten identical males with a dozen
understudies each,” Vardy explains.
“We gave them half rations for two days
prior to filming and tested who was
keenest by teasing them with a fly.”
The Johnny Depp of mantises emerged
and was placed on a lily pad in front
of the fly. Cameras rolled but
the mantis sat cleaning itself as the
film wound agonisingly away. Finally
A praying mantis, which is magnified
up to 250,000 times in the 3D film Bugs!
For
another shoot. The flies had got into
the snake vivariums and while trying
to scoop them up he was bitten by a
viper. Having no anti-venom to hand
that day, he used a venom pump to suck
out most of the poison and drove down
to London for the day’s work, then sought
treatment afterwards.
Vardy
has become a local legend and village
children who knock on the door are always
given a tour.
He also regularly takes his “beasties”
round to neighbouring schools, perhaps
remembering his own unhappy school days.
An undiagnosed dyslexic, he was happier
bunking off to go looking for slow-worms
than sitting in class.
He
tried being a gamekeeper but couldn’t
bear the slaughter of the pheasants
he raised. He has turned down jobs where
he was required to flick away a fly
or stamp on a cockroach.
He
is keen to portray insects as individuals
with their own personalities. He’s at
work on his own nature programme on
parasites—like the one that attacks
tadpoles, burrowing into the spinal
cord and mutating cells so the new frog
grows up to eight extra legs, can’t
escape predators and gets eaten, enabling
the parasite to move into its desired
host.
Warwick
prefers the company of his beasties
to people. He dodges into the garden
in mid-conversation because he can hear
a heron approaching and Daisy, the six-foot
alligator, is out. (She nearly had the
heron for dinner the last time it landed
on the pond.)
“I’m
terrible with names and with people,”
he says. “I turn up at the studio at
the right time with the right
bugs, but I won’t know who it’s for
or what the film is. Working with insects
and things is much better than working
with humans.”
Quote "Working
with insects and things is much better
than working with humans"....
Thanks Warwick!! ps - your
turn to clean the kitchen next time....
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